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In the chat room: [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck, [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl, and  [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus. This week was Penelope! I was also obnoxiously drunk.



[livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck?
 we're all too quiet for this movie
I feel like something's gone wrong
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahaha
  i am feeling a little mellow?
 possibly not helped by the fact that i've already had a few sips of my drink?
  :)
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh I need to go get a drink
  brb
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yeah, i have started drinking too :D
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hi!
  this is a group chat?
  [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl
  I FEEL BETRAYED
  I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME
  :D
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: lol [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck
 so are we ready?
  or do we need more time with the drinking?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: haha
  um
  lemme grab the iPad and figure out how this is gonna work?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: you're watching on your iPad?
  what?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: so i bought it
  the movie
  weirdly
  or rented it?
  i can't remmeber
  but i did it through itunes
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: wow, that was fast. my chinese food is here.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: WHOA
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I ordered it like
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh so you have to watch it via itunes or some other mac
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: 18 minutes ago
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I GET IT!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: seamless told me it could take AN HOUR
right, exactly! IDK what the best way to watch it is
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh man, we're not having dinner in any organized fashion chez moi, but I have a veggie sushi burrito to eat
  and maybe some chicekn
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: frankly it'd be to watch on the computer and type on the iPad, but idk how to chat on it
  veggie sushi burrito?
  what are they doing to you out in CA???
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: let me get the link for the food truck it was from.
http://foodtruckadventure.com/2011/03/15/jogasaki-burrito-menu-pics-update/
  there!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh my god
  your state makes no sense
  :D
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: There was a food truck extravaganza at work today
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh god, his facial hair. oh james mcavoy. how did they allow you to have a mustache? why???
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: so you know, I had some of that, and some sliders and some desserts mini-whoopie pies
  we haven't started watching have we?
  I have started
  haven't i mean
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: nope
  i'm just looking at the preview screen
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay just checking
  here's a better picture of the food: http://foodbeast.com/content/2011/02/17/jogasaki-sushiburrito-truck/
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: is that rice paper? or a tortilla?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: i was getting food and stuff
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: soy paper
 I'm still drinking my vodka and coke zero and staring at peter dinklage on my screen
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: …idk who that is
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: do you watch game of thrones?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh go
  *god
  no
  i have a lot of FEELINGS about it
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay, so he's playing the little lannister in show
  and I totally forgot he was in the movie
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that doesn't mean anything to me
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: nooooo Twlight preview
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: but i'll take your word for it
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: skiiiiip
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: MENU is your friend [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus
  Also, [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus, you're putting this chat up, right?
  it's your turn if I'm not mistaken
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahah
  yeah
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: we are cruel task masters
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: i am
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: we are!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and it's like
  McAvoy's face
  so I'm down with it
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus are you still setting up your food or are we ready?
 yeah, it'll be a lot of "FAAAAAAAAAAACE" I think from you two
  says the girl wearing her team Erik shirt today
 ugh, also, LA, why does it have to rain today?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: always FAAAAAAAACE
  and I am good whenever
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck you ready?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: one sec!
  sorry!
  i am the SLOWEST
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: no, it's cool
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: take your time :D
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus you have an evil question for that meme in your ask box now
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: OK PEEPS I AM READY
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: for I am the she devil (if that wasn't clear already)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: who is counting down
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: NOT ME
  i fail at that SO hard
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay I'll do it
  3
  2
  1
  go
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i am going to be behind you guys
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: how so?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: why? D:
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: it's the same problem as i had with you, [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: oh
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i keep waiting for the "go"
  but then it always takes forever to arrive
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: boo!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: sorry!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: shall we pause to get you caught up?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: on the stone village screen
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I have a black screen that says Type A Films
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh
  no wait, i'm around the same place :)
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay cool
  once upon a time...
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i think this is as good as it's going to get
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: in a land of myth and magic.
OH WAIT, wrong thing
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i love the color wash here
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I just love this whole movie
 oh fairytale tropes, I love you
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: ugh oh
  *uh oh
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: ejsy
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: oh snap
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: what's wrong, [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i'm just reacting to the storytelling :p
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: ah, okay.
 look, it's Mr Bingley from the 05 P&P
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: is it really?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yes, just imagine him with floppier hair
  I love Penelope's mom in this film
she's a crackpot
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: haha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: and there's no surgery to "fix it"
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh god, the pseudoscience
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, just handwave it away
  DINKLAGE!!!!
  even if just for a second
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh god, she's so awful
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, she's an evil mom, but that's part of the point
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: the kid looks a LOT like her
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: lonely children make me so sad D: D:
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I mean, as an only child, I'm sure I did the same thing of playing alone
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: :(
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: that poor window!
 BURN!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Owen!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Is it bad that I miss Torchwood S1 and S2?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: OH that's where i recognize him from
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: may... be? hahaha, but I never got that into Torchwood beyond liking Ianto and eyerolling at everyone's reactions to Gwen.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh man, Owen did things to me
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: he's so awesomely slimy here
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: though that accent is HORRIBLE!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: but his accent is TERRIBLE
  ahhaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: No, it really is horrible
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I always just think rat jam!
 and hahaha
  oh terrible accents
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: aww, the dad is so cute
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yeah
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I love the dad and I hate the mom all the time
  DINKLAGE!!!!!
  (this will be a theme for me tonight)
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: ooh, i love her dress
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I totally dig the nose here
[livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I had crayons and I set them somewhere
  where did I set them
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: so how is not!bingley and one-eyed peter going to get back into the house?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: MCAVOY
  YAY
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: THE HAIR!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YOUR FACE
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: they're going to hire charles xavier
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: AND HAIR
  His faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus, I fully expect a picspam from this movie later
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awwww
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: faaaaaaaaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: but again the horrible accent returns!
  (I TOLD YOU BOTH!)
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: what is he wearing?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: but like, I like his face enough to be distracted from his crappy accent
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: a hideous hat
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I would like
  do that all the time
 and have pictuers of nothing useful
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: is he actually a gambler?
  because that's a line for me
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: they would all be bricks
  a line?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: just wait, [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that i cannot cross
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: the last of the ho hos sounds like a bad movie parody
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: if I had to spend 7 years watching guys run away from me, I might consider women
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: ohhhhh mcavoy
  your faaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: guys
  i don't know if i can do this movie
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: why not [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck?
 I promise the movie is charming
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i just don't find it charming so far?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I am just like, well, it's an improvement over Wanted.
  but that's setting the bar really low for me
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i just find his character to be really unlikeable
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: first impressions are never good
 Max/Johnny improves with time
  TRUST ME
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: oh McAvoy, I appreciate your face
 /priorities in order
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck, just appreciate the face like [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus then
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: the accent is slipping out
  it's cute
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I'm gonna get me a Scottish accent.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: do it
 :)
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I approve!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I am just like, drinking and looking at his face.
I'm only half certain what's happened in the movie so far.
  and now he's blowing a frog.
  jesus, his eyes.
  wow, THE FLATTEST SINGING VOICE.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  he's TERRIBLE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: just give in to James playing random instruments!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i am following your advice, [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus, and not paying ANY attention to the movie
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: he sings like I sing
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh man, this makes me so sad that you're ignoring the plot
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: no like, I totally sang to someone like that before
  just without the drumming
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: but I can see how it's problematic
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: haha, what'd you sing?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: oh god
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: CHESS!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: something on an infomercial
  I think it was like
  Moon River
  or something
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: for romance?
  or amusement?
  :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yes
  um
  romance
  I'M SUPER SUAVE YOU GUYS.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I feel like Pocky_Slash needs to watch this for the "horse" instead of knight discussion
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: you are super suave
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS FACE.
  it's hard to think thoughts
  and like
  plot stuff
  but yes
  horsies!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I really like his character, but I like assholes (as evidence by how much I love Erik)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I like assholes, too, since I like both Charles and Erik, but like, I get distracted really easily.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
  smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awww
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: haha
  i should have eaten more before i like drank more.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: also, just so we keep this post up to the current pop culture news, whitney houston is dead the day before the grammies
  so "I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" will have to live in infamy
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: WHAT?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: wait what
  um
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I love that Johnny is like the anti-Charles
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: WHY IS LICKING THE RESPONSE
  except I would lick McAvoy too
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: he gambled away the money didn't he
  for the love of god
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: just pretend he has a faberge egg addiction
  it's a serious problem
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: LOL
  this piano playing is HORRIBLE!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahah, you say B-Flat like he knows what any of those are
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: his hands
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: he is like, I PLAY THE WHITE KEY
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: LOOK SHE CAME OUT!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: still not working for me
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: then just keep drinking
  and looking at him?
  mute it if you need to?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: LOL
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i might :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I'LL TYPE-SING TO YOU IF IT MAKES IT EASIER
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: he didn't want that photo taken
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Smashies!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: NO ONE RUNS BACK IN!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: type sing please!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: jumping!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yes, the jumpng was hot
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU GASTON
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: LOOKING SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS
 EVERY GUY HER'D LOVE TO BE YOU GASTON
  EVEN WHEN TAKING YOUR LUMPS
  THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN AS ADMIRED AS YOU
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: can i duet with you?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FAVORIIIIIITE GUY
  yes
  of course :D
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: * sits here and enjoys the movie *
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: EVERYONE'S AWED AND INSPIRED BY YOU AND IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO SEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  I am enjoying it too!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: AND IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO SEE WHYYYYYYYY!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: like for real
  YAY
  I just know this song waaaaaaay too well
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: aww and look he plays
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: awww
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: he does!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Pianoooos
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: except for how those aren't his hands
  but yes
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, but whatever
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: didn't you know
  he has separate piano hands
  I know that's how I am.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: also the other half of Simon Pegg's movie team
  Nick whathisface
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i have separate piano hands too
  ones that can actually play
  it's pretty intense
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yeah
  I never know what they're going to do next
  i want a puppy
and someone to take care of the puppy
  so I can just have like
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I love the dad so much
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: puppy cuddles
  and none of the work
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: PUPPY CHOW?
  I wonder if I have the stuff to make it
  I don't think I do
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: scarf!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: to make puppy chow?
  i do love the scarf, yes
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, I don't know if I have chex mix to make it
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: IT IS A NICE SHADE OF PURPLE
  and green
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: not!Bingley, why are you such an asshole
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: …what type of puppy chow is this?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I think this movie is good at showcasing how everyone is an asshole except Penelope and her dad.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i concur
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: oh have you ever made it--you take chex mix, chocolate and peanut butter (mixed together) and then coat the chex mix in it before coating everything in powdered sugar
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: also, i would be a big fan of a nose that would keep my scarf up
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: duct tape scarf? except ow.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I am quite nejoying this gingery thing
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hooray!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: this dude is named Lemon?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, he is
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: (I have subttiles on and am too lazy to turn them off)
  SEAHORSEY
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I would like to announce that I've finished my vodka and coke zero
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hooray!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh my god he's getting up
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: ooh, look, he's leaving with chips still
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: AND PUTTING ON A HAT
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: he's ~evolving
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: and is now in weird slomo
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: he's having an emotional moment
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: CONGRATULATIONS, HE'S INVOLVED INTO SLIGHTLY LESS OF A JACKASS.
 damatica emo slomo
  i can't type
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: YES HE IS CHANGING!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: evolved
  dramatic
[livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: she's scared
  she needs Max around to help her!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I like her coat
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: me too
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: BUTTONS
  that is a lot of the same phone
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, it's some weird time-warp
 okay so I would like to announce that the sushi burrito is most excellent
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yay!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: not!Bingley, there are NO fangs
  you're just a jackass
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: IMAGINARY FANGS ARE IMAGINARY
  I have't seen McAvoy's face in a while
  it makes me sad
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: me too
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: he'll be around soon
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: particularly because this movie is INCREDIBLY depressing
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: they should have like
  pasted his face
  into each frame
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: it has a happy ending, I PROMISE!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: in maybe appropriate places
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: although this scene is cute
  i like this guy
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: awwwa
  mcaaaaaaaaaaaaavoy
  your scaaaaaaaaaaaarf
  and faaaaaaaaaaaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: and he has morals!
  MORALS!!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: and a vneck jacket
  I APPROVE
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yessssss
  his pimp hat!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: YES!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: aww, his little smile
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: reese!!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: OH THAT'S WHO SHE IS
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: wow, [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus, how do you not recognize Reese Witherspoon?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yep
  I did not
  in fact recognize her
  just, "oh hey, she looks familiar"
  and um, I don't watch many movies?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: haha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I can't tell if I want to see "This Means War" or not
  I mean, Captain Fine is there
  but it looks horrible
  RUSSELL BRAND!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I shall pretend I know who Russell Brand is
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: don't cry mcavoy!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and yeah
  I like
  that movie
  what even
  I asaw a preview before drunk sharks
  or something
  and it was just like ?????????
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh my god, how drunk you are?
  :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: um
  like I said
  I didn't eat food?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Russell Brand is the former mr katy perry
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and I poured a lot of booze in my rootbeer
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: :)
aww, he's going to be a janitor not a musician?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: not!Bingley, you're still an ass
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahha yeah he is
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: DOUCHEBAG!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: yes
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Also, I can't remember where that dad is from, but he's always cool
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I'm the tipsiest one right now aren't I
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i am about to get another drink, if that makes you feel better :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: the Chinese food needs ot like
  do stuff
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: IT'S A DART
  yes
  FACE
  SO GOOD
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  he's SO awkward
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I LOVE AWKWARD
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: because it's ADORABLE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: VERY GOOD!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: all deerp and heeeerp I like you check yes or no
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  YES
  YES
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: SHUT UP NOT!BINGLEY!
  YOU ARE AN UNMITIGATED ASS!
  YOU DO NOT DESERVE SUCH A NICE GIRL!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I SHOULD WRITE A CHECK YES OR NO STORY OR SOMETHING
  because I am like twelve
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: no do it!
 should we write some bad!fic from this movie?
  I feel like it would help you both
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Xtina Ricci you are so shoooooooooort
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: SHE REALLY iS!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: HEY LOOK
  OWEN
  again
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Burn, your accent is THE WORST!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: THE GREENEST JAIL
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yes, the greenest!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: dun dun dun
  YOUR FACE IS NOT MCAVOY'S FACE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Exactly
  shaggy hair!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: I HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YAY
  I SHOULD GET ANOTHER
  EVEN THOUGH I LIKE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I stopped at one
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: drank a lot of it
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: and then I had my veggie sushi burrito
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: do it anyhow :)
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I don't want to get another soda and vodka
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: MCAVOY
  YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAACE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: GET WHAT YOU WANT JOHNNY!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awww
  he's so ADORABLE
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: ohhhhhhhhh fuck you dudebro
  THANK YOU FOR NOTING SCOFFING, SUBTITLES
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awwww
 OH THE SHIRT
  I APPRECIATE
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YES
  SO MUCH SHIRT APPRECIATE
  ION
  JEANS
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Not!Bingley is still an ass
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: okay i'm going to make more to drink
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: and not worthy of Penelope
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: mmm, and his shirt
  across his back
  i appreciate it
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I am not yet convinced anyone in this movie is worth Penelope
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: yeah, me too
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: suspend your disbelieve ladies!
  it'll make it so much better
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: VESPA GIRL
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: aww they're cute
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I think she's worth penelope
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: with the barman!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: maybe
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: yes
  that's the only person :)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I would 2000% support the movie going that direction
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: me too!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and them McAvoy is like
  I am pretty
  faaaaaaaaaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: MOM YOU ARE THE WORST!
  SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!!
 BROODING!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: she does look stupid
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I AM GOING TO BROOD
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: her hair is ridiculous
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: IN THIS TREEEEE
  IWTH MY SHOES
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awwwww he's brooding!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and my hat
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: in a tree!
  do you have those shoes and that hat? because they are AWESOME
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Does he brood better than Rochester?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: WELL YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS DRAMZ
  if it's in a tree
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: SO TRUE
  OVERLOOKING A RIVER
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I don't think they're comparable?
  You would need to like
  do a percentage
  McAvoy/slightly douchebaggy movie
  v
  Fassbender/MOVIE OF DUBCON EXTRAVAGANZA
  and then like
  compare
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I'm fine with that
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: FEATHERs
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I want that wedding dress if I could get it to fit
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: or
  like feathers
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: HAHAHAHAH i love your comparison
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: that dress is gorgeous!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: jane eyre is definitely the movie of dubcon extravaganza
  ooh, yes it is
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: OOH LOOK AT THAT!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awww, YAY
 someone loves her the way she is!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: SELF-REALIZATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YAY
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oooh, look at her ring
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I want that ring too
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i love the dress and the sprawl of it
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I'd like that whole wedding outfit
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: also that's kind of like, a dick thing. she's like, I AM FINE BEING ME. so the curse is like LOLOLOL NEW FACE AGAIN
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  THANK YOU
  it's like in beauty and the beast
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yes
  just with less singing
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: she fell in love with the beast, ok???
  hahahha
  aww, very nice
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: i still ship her with Vespa Girl.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: her mommy is repenting
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: that is my decision.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: well, yes, that's ok
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yeah like
  is her carotid artery still
  attached to her nose
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: SHUT UP MOM!
  YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: what about sad for herself?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: OS HE'S A WIZARD
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: NICE
  i approve
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: ?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahahaha
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Dad you just made out like a bandit not having to listen to that voice again
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that's SO odd
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Someone had to keep an eye on her for the sake of everything
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: …how does no one recognize it's her?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I don't know!
 they didn't want to see her without the nose?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: VESPA GIRL
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: YAY SHE'S A BEE
  BEEEEEE
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: BEE GIRL!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awww
  mcavoy
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: awwww
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: HAHAHA
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: HIS FACE
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: I LOVE HER
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: HIS HAIR
  I DO TOO
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: it's been blow-dried to within an inch of his life
  but it's adorable
  he's adorable
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yeah
  i L ike it
  .
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: also the shirt is awesome
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: wow
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: (doesn't he get better?)
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i guess?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: kinda?
  faaaaaaaaaaace
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: someone I used to know
  now I want to sing that Gotye song
  UGH!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh for the love of god
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: MCAVOY! WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: really?
  he doesn't know it's her?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Um
  maaaaaybe?
  and aw, that song
  I hear it a lot
  but that's okay because I enjoy it
  and part of me hearing a lot is that it's on my iPod.
  so I guess those thsings happen
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: "I don't get it. What does that mean?" BEST QUESTION IN THE MOVIE!
  SWEATER!!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahahaha
  RICH PEOPLE STINK
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: BUT NOT A CARDIGAN!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: what is he wearing?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: something magical
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: hipster!Charles gear?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: it's SO weird
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: DINKLAGE!!!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: aww look everyone is growing as a person
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: exactly!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i think i need more alcohol to deal with this
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I don't know if I want to see you drink more [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck
  but go for it
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yes!
  drink more!
  so i'm nto alnoe
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: see I have so many more hours to drink, but I have to wake up at like 530 tomorrow
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: awesome
  aww, sorry
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: ugh, why am I going to church at 8 AM?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that's sad
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: Oh right, big name political persona
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Aw
  I want to watch Starter for 10 now but I think I'm the only one who has that one?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: you are :( sorry!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I can rent it, i'm sure
  I had to rent this (but I totally love the movie)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: it's okay!
  I bought both because it was cheap
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: after my friend used the gif of James headbutting Benny in the face, I think I need to see it
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i will rent it at some point!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yay!
  renting
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I'm cool with renting it
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and also
  Shameless
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I'm sure I can rent the UK Shameless too
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: yay shameless!
  it's on instant queue
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yay!
 I need to like
  obstain it somehow
  shit
  obtain
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: we'll plan that for another weekend
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i would offer you my netflix? but i think only one person can use it at a time?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: sounds right in my head
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: prossibly
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: okay so this question is so horrible, but do we watch First Class to get out the bad taste you both have from this?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: but XMFC is sad!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: we can stop before it's sad
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: well, true
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and write the alternate ending
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: drunk alternate ending!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: and by alternate ending I mean stopping at the chess scene
  and assuming
  AND THEN THEY BANGED
  the end.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: I"M ALL FOR THAT!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  AND THEN CHARLES' COCK SAVED THE WORLD
  /HIS TENDER TENDER LOVING
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: LOL the power of the magical cock
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: WELL HIS MOUTH CERTAILY ISN'T WHEN WORDS COME OUT OF IT SORRY CHARLES
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: oh god, so true!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: let me know and I will get it on
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: like, I love you, but you are suuuuuuuch a dick. a well0meaning dick to be sure, but STILL.
  or rather
  THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: hahahahah, YES
  i just want to face palm every time he opens his mouth
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: i know right
 RIGHT
  but still it's like
  pretty
  and his face
  is pretty
  and just like
  porn.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  SO MUCH PORN
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: my local news is just doing "rip whitney" stuff and it's weirding me out (not that I'm saying we shouldn't respect her)
 oh and at the Beverly Hilton
  crap
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: ..and i was just going to say that i think i'm going to put on "i have nothing"
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I have nothing?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: the whitney houston song from the bodyguard?
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: "I will always love you"
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: OH YEAH
  but that's a different one
  they're two different songs
  i have so many feelings about the bodyguard. it was my first r-rated movie
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: ohhh
 that makes sexnse
  coxtentually
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: your typing is A++
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: a;lskjg
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: ;lkadsgkl;a;d
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I CANT' ENGLISH
  IM SROY
  I'M SORRY
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: IS OK
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: DRUNK [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus IS DRUNK!
 just remember when you can cut off this conersation
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahaha
  I don't think I've said anything incromining ating yet
  wow
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: that might be it!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: MAYBE
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: there could be so many more incriminating things, really
  like BADFIC
  i would support badfic
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: can we write some?
  I'm all for that!
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: let's do it!
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: what fandom?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i porned earlier for [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus, but it was only on sentence
 *one sentence
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: so First Class?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: idk, i am listening to i have nothing
  my brain can't process anything else right now
 but i will start it anyone
  ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL PROFESSOR WHO COULD READ MINDS NAMED CHALRES
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: "THE LO MEIN IS GONE. I AM SAD," Charles said, because it's TOTALLY COOL to project your own issues onto a character FOR NO REASON.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: "Perhaps you should order some more," erik said, "instead of projecting it into PEOPLE'S HEADS."
 "yeah," sean said. "i don't appreciate being woken up in the middle of the night with cravings for lo main."
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: "NONE OF YOU ARE BRINGING ME LO MEINE, SO IM'M GOING TO FAKE PARALYSIS. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED," says CAPSLOCK Chaz.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: "YOU ARE SO OPPRESSED," raven says.
 erik face palms because he basically exists to be the punching bag of every minority group ever according to the comics writers
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: Erik becomes the spokesperson for Drag Queens united against Taffetta BECAUSE HE CLEARLY IDENTIFIES WITH EVERY OPPRESSED GROUP EVER.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: YES
  IN MAGENTA
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: TULLE
  MAGENTA TOOL
  TULLE
  THE BALLERINA SHIT
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: [that would be me breaking the fourth wall]
  YES
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: whatever it is
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that's what charles says when erik appears in his new outfit
 "costume" charles says
  "outfit" erik says
  "this is a TOTALLY VALID LIFESTYLE CHOICE, CHARLES"
  and charles pets him and says, "darling, i'm not against you in tulle and stockings, i'm just against tulle in that color"
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: "I'm just as oppressed as you, Charles, since it's clearly not cool for me to walk around in magenta tulle," Erik said, huffing in anger.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: "SING IT" raven says.
  charles throws up his hands. "NAKED! MAGENTA TULLE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: "Why can't you understand that I like to wear high heels? I know you've seen that Monty Python sketch. I'm not the only man who likes to dress in women's clothing."
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I WILL SING SOME MORE. FOR ERIK: COVER GIRL, PUT THE FACE IN YOUR WALK. HEAD TO TOE, LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: …i don't even know that song
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: hahahaha
  It's a RuPaul song
  so I don't know many people who do?
  unless they watch Drag Race with me
  but yes
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i watched an episode
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: magenta tulle
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: because rupaul is amazing
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I have the song if you want it
  it's in a box
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl has left
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: …the song is in a box?
  (yes i would)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: yes!
 I looooove RuPaul
  I would watch DR with my drag queen friends
  except i don't live near them anymore
  IT FILLS ME WITH ETERNAL SADNESS.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that is definitely super sad
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: box:
[redacted link]
  [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: thankee!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: keine problemo bru
  #butchering three languages at once
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: yeah, that was amazing, [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: that was pretty awesome
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I TRY
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: if we're really going to do that: estoy cansada y anhelo de mi cama. hasta pronto!
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: BROMIGAS, j'feeling uber drunkendo.
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: but where has all the lo main gone?
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I DON'T KNOW
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: (this is me being terrible at leaving)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I'M SO SAD
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: (also totally amused by you)
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: you hsould like
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: i am so sad for you too :(
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: write me a 10000 word
 H/C
  WHERE HAS THE LO MAIN GONE
  FIC
  spelled
  lo main
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: there is a VERY HIGH RATIO of pork to rice in my friend rice
  i'm SORRY
  i thoguht i spelled lo mein
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: NO
  IT
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: but then it autocorrected
  GOD
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: BETTER
  S
  LO MAIN
  or low Maine.
 [livejournal.com profile] afrocurl: OH WOW
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: WHY DID LOWER MAINE GO AWAY
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LIKE UPPER MAINE ANYMORE
  god, what do you want from me?
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: just because i can write 39959329305 words about like people scratching their noses doesn't mean i can make an epic story out of your need for LOW MAINE
 [livejournal.com profile] chiasmus: I AM SURE YOU
  CAN
  I BLIEVE IN YOU
 [livejournal.com profile] stlkrchck: it is a skill. not everyone can write SO MUCH in which SO LITTLE happens.
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