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A bevy of macros appears! There is, of course, the requisite "I just blue myself" joke now.
I decided late one night/early one morning that it would be an excellent idea to combine two things I love: Arrested Development and X-Men: First Class. Thus this unholy creation was born.
The link to the tumblr, as well, which tends to get updated as I create these.
Credit to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dialectical for some of the screencaps used.
Quotes taken from IMDB, and the o.p. transcripts. They are then used, and slightly abused, by me.
Gob: Wait, Gary’s gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He’s going to think I was coming on to him.
Gob: You’ve got a nice mouth.
Gob: I’d kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair’s not doing it now, but lately it’s been giving out as soon as I lean back.
-- Arrested Development, "Good Grief"
James McAvoy interview relevant to fingering.
Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
-- Arrested Development, "Ready, Aim, Marry Me"
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
— Arrested Development, “Switch Hitter”
Gob: What did you come here for, Michael? I hope it’s not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table.
Gob: It’s a gaming ship.
— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”
Lindsay: And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Lindsay: I was trying to be sexy. It just got away from me.
— Arrested Development, “Burning Love”
Gob: Michael, I’ve been looking for you.
Michael: Looks like you’re looking for dragons… In the future.
Gob: I wouldn’t mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael.
— Arrested Development, “The Sword of Destiny”
Tobias: I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There really has got to be a better way to say that.
— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”
Michael: We’ll do it your way. I’m just here to have fun.
Gob.: Not too much, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.
earlier that day…
Gob: Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *bleep*ing or *bleep*ing or finger*bleep* or *bleep*sting or *bleep*ing or even *bleep*. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my *bleep*. And I’ll personally *really long bleep*.
— Arrested Development, “Afternoon Delight”
Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
Buster: He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.
— Arrested Development, “Spring Breakout”
Lucille: I’ll be at the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar.
Lucille: This is why people hate hospitals. [laughs]
— Arrested Development, “Key Decisions”
George, Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael. I haven’t had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you’ve been here two months.
George, Sr.: It’s hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah. I’ll bet.
— Arrested Development, “Visiting Ours”
The link to the tumblr, as well, which tends to get updated as I create these.
Credit to
dialectical for some of the screencaps used. Quotes taken from IMDB, and the o.p. transcripts. They are then used, and slightly abused, by me.
Gob: Wait, Gary’s gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He’s going to think I was coming on to him.
Gob: You’ve got a nice mouth.
Gob: I’d kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair’s not doing it now, but lately it’s been giving out as soon as I lean back.
-- Arrested Development, "Good Grief"
James McAvoy interview relevant to fingering.
Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
-- Arrested Development, "Ready, Aim, Marry Me"
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
— Arrested Development, “Switch Hitter”
Gob: What did you come here for, Michael? I hope it’s not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table.
Gob: It’s a gaming ship.
— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”
Lindsay: And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Lindsay: I was trying to be sexy. It just got away from me.
— Arrested Development, “Burning Love”
Gob: Michael, I’ve been looking for you.
Michael: Looks like you’re looking for dragons… In the future.
Gob: I wouldn’t mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael.
— Arrested Development, “The Sword of Destiny”
Tobias: I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There really has got to be a better way to say that.
— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”
Michael: We’ll do it your way. I’m just here to have fun.
Gob.: Not too much, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.
earlier that day…
Gob: Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *bleep*ing or *bleep*ing or finger*bleep* or *bleep*sting or *bleep*ing or even *bleep*. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my *bleep*. And I’ll personally *really long bleep*.
— Arrested Development, “Afternoon Delight”
Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
Buster: He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.
— Arrested Development, “Spring Breakout”
Lucille: I’ll be at the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar.
Lucille: This is why people hate hospitals. [laughs]
— Arrested Development, “Key Decisions”
George, Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael. I haven’t had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you’ve been here two months.
George, Sr.: It’s hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah. I’ll bet.
— Arrested Development, “Visiting Ours”
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and thanks! if nothing else I knew I would amuse myself. :D
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You win the internet. Forever.
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you are officially win. \o/
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The "Blue myself" one is hawt! LMAO
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"I've made a huge mistake"
and "They're illusions, Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money. And cocaine." <-- mb this one could be a human reacting to a mutant power, and Mystique is all they're not tricks.
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:D
I still have many more I want to do whenever I have time to.
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