fondle night is every night

OH MY GOD WE DO!! I AM SO EXCITED TO, TITLING IS ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS AND YAY. :D :D

(Awww. I have no valentine? I will be your Internet Valentine? and I realize that's not the way you ask someone to be your Valentine. :D? :D?)

(You're welcome! I was like, THIS CAN SPARKLE WITHOUT GETTING GLITTER ALL OVER YOUR APARTMENT. IT'S PERFECT.)

I am completely good with this being how their first Valentines goes. :D :D Poor Erik. Poor funeral home flowers.