McAvoy's faaaaace

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In the chat room: stlkrchck, afrocurl, and  chiasmus. This week was Penelope! I was also obnoxiously drunk.



afrocurl: stlkrchck?
 we're all too quiet for this movie
I feel like something's gone wrong
 stlkrchck: hahaha
  i am feeling a little mellow?
 possibly not helped by the fact that i've already had a few sips of my drink?
  :)
 afrocurl: oh I need to go get a drink
  brb
 chiasmus: yeah, i have started drinking too :D
 stlkrchck: hi!
  this is a group chat?
  afrocurl
  I FEEL BETRAYED
  I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME
  :D
 afrocurl: lol stlkrchck
 so are we ready?
  or do we need more time with the drinking?
 stlkrchck: haha
  um
  lemme grab the iPad and figure out how this is gonna work?
 afrocurl: you're watching on your iPad?
  what?
 stlkrchck: so i bought it
  the movie
  weirdly
  or rented it?
  i can't remmeber
  but i did it through itunes
 chiasmus: wow, that was fast. my chinese food is here.
 stlkrchck: WHOA
 chiasmus: I ordered it like
 afrocurl: oh so you have to watch it via itunes or some other mac
 chiasmus: 18 minutes ago
 afrocurl: I GET IT!
 stlkrchck: seamless told me it could take AN HOUR
right, exactly! IDK what the best way to watch it is
 afrocurl: oh man, we're not having dinner in any organized fashion chez moi, but I have a veggie sushi burrito to eat
  and maybe some chicekn
 stlkrchck: frankly it'd be to watch on the computer and type on the iPad, but idk how to chat on it
  veggie sushi burrito?
  what are they doing to you out in CA???
 afrocurl: let me get the link for the food truck it was from.
http://foodtruckadventure.com/2011/03/15/jogasaki-burrito-menu-pics-update/
  there!
 stlkrchck: oh my god
  your state makes no sense
  :D
 afrocurl: There was a food truck extravaganza at work today
 stlkrchck: oh god, his facial hair. oh james mcavoy. how did they allow you to have a mustache? why???
 afrocurl: so you know, I had some of that, and some sliders and some desserts mini-whoopie pies
  we haven't started watching have we?
  I have started
  haven't i mean
 stlkrchck: nope
  i'm just looking at the preview screen
 afrocurl: okay just checking
  here's a better picture of the food: http://foodbeast.com/content/2011/02/17/jogasaki-sushiburrito-truck/
 stlkrchck: is that rice paper? or a tortilla?
 chiasmus: i was getting food and stuff
 afrocurl: soy paper
 I'm still drinking my vodka and coke zero and staring at peter dinklage on my screen
 stlkrchck: …idk who that is
 afrocurl: do you watch game of thrones?
 stlkrchck: oh go
  *god
  no
  i have a lot of FEELINGS about it
 afrocurl: okay, so he's playing the little lannister in show
  and I totally forgot he was in the movie
 stlkrchck: that doesn't mean anything to me
 chiasmus: nooooo Twlight preview
 stlkrchck: but i'll take your word for it
 chiasmus: skiiiiip
 stlkrchck: hahaha
 afrocurl: MENU is your friend chiasmus
  Also, chiasmus, you're putting this chat up, right?
  it's your turn if I'm not mistaken
 stlkrchck: hahaha
 chiasmus: hahah
  yeah
 stlkrchck: we are cruel task masters
 chiasmus: i am
 afrocurl: we are!
 chiasmus: and it's like
  McAvoy's face
  so I'm down with it
 afrocurl: chiasmus are you still setting up your food or are we ready?
 yeah, it'll be a lot of "FAAAAAAAAAAACE" I think from you two
  says the girl wearing her team Erik shirt today
 ugh, also, LA, why does it have to rain today?
 chiasmus: always FAAAAAAAACE
  and I am good whenever
 afrocurl: stlkrchck you ready?
 stlkrchck: one sec!
  sorry!
  i am the SLOWEST
 afrocurl: no, it's cool
 chiasmus: take your time :D
 afrocurl: chiasmus you have an evil question for that meme in your ask box now
 stlkrchck: OK PEEPS I AM READY
 afrocurl: for I am the she devil (if that wasn't clear already)
 chiasmus: hahaha
 afrocurl: who is counting down
 stlkrchck: NOT ME
  i fail at that SO hard
 afrocurl: okay I'll do it
  3
  2
  1
  go
 stlkrchck: i am going to be behind you guys
 afrocurl: how so?
 chiasmus: why? D:
 stlkrchck: it's the same problem as i had with you, chiasmus
 chiasmus: oh
 stlkrchck: i keep waiting for the "go"
  but then it always takes forever to arrive
 afrocurl: boo!
 stlkrchck: sorry!
 afrocurl: shall we pause to get you caught up?
 stlkrchck: on the stone village screen
 chiasmus: I have a black screen that says Type A Films
 stlkrchck: oh
  no wait, i'm around the same place :)
 afrocurl: okay cool
  once upon a time...
 stlkrchck: i think this is as good as it's going to get
 afrocurl: in a land of myth and magic.
OH WAIT, wrong thing
 stlkrchck: i love the color wash here
 afrocurl: I just love this whole movie
 oh fairytale tropes, I love you
 stlkrchck: ugh oh
  *uh oh
 afrocurl: ejsy
 chiasmus: oh snap
 afrocurl: what's wrong, stlkrchck?
 stlkrchck: i'm just reacting to the storytelling :p
 afrocurl: ah, okay.
 look, it's Mr Bingley from the 05 P&P
 stlkrchck: is it really?
 afrocurl: yes, just imagine him with floppier hair
  I love Penelope's mom in this film
she's a crackpot
 chiasmus: haha
 afrocurl: and there's no surgery to "fix it"
 stlkrchck: oh god, the pseudoscience
 afrocurl: yeah, just handwave it away
  DINKLAGE!!!!
  even if just for a second
 stlkrchck: oh god, she's so awful
 afrocurl: yeah, she's an evil mom, but that's part of the point
 stlkrchck: the kid looks a LOT like her
 chiasmus: lonely children make me so sad D: D:
 afrocurl: I mean, as an only child, I'm sure I did the same thing of playing alone
 stlkrchck: :(
 afrocurl: that poor window!
 BURN!!!!
 chiasmus: Owen!
 afrocurl: Is it bad that I miss Torchwood S1 and S2?
 stlkrchck: OH that's where i recognize him from
 chiasmus: may... be? hahaha, but I never got that into Torchwood beyond liking Ianto and eyerolling at everyone's reactions to Gwen.
 afrocurl: oh man, Owen did things to me
 stlkrchck: he's so awesomely slimy here
 afrocurl: though that accent is HORRIBLE!
 stlkrchck: but his accent is TERRIBLE
  ahhaha
 afrocurl: No, it really is horrible
 chiasmus: I always just think rat jam!
 and hahaha
  oh terrible accents
 stlkrchck: aww, the dad is so cute
 chiasmus: yeah
 afrocurl: I love the dad and I hate the mom all the time
  DINKLAGE!!!!!
  (this will be a theme for me tonight)
 stlkrchck: ooh, i love her dress
 afrocurl: I totally dig the nose here
chiasmus: I had crayons and I set them somewhere
  where did I set them
 afrocurl: so how is not!bingley and one-eyed peter going to get back into the house?
 chiasmus: MCAVOY
  YAY
 afrocurl: THE HAIR!!!!
 chiasmus: YOUR FACE
 stlkrchck: they're going to hire charles xavier
 chiasmus: AND HAIR
  His faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
 afrocurl: chiasmus, I fully expect a picspam from this movie later
 stlkrchck: awwww
 chiasmus: faaaaaaaaaace
 afrocurl: but again the horrible accent returns!
  (I TOLD YOU BOTH!)
 stlkrchck: what is he wearing?
 chiasmus: but like, I like his face enough to be distracted from his crappy accent
 afrocurl: a hideous hat
 chiasmus: I would like
  do that all the time
 and have pictuers of nothing useful
 stlkrchck: is he actually a gambler?
  because that's a line for me
 chiasmus: they would all be bricks
  a line?
 afrocurl: just wait, stlkrchck
 stlkrchck: that i cannot cross
 chiasmus: the last of the ho hos sounds like a bad movie parody
 afrocurl: if I had to spend 7 years watching guys run away from me, I might consider women
 chiasmus: ohhhhh mcavoy
  your faaaace
 stlkrchck: guys
  i don't know if i can do this movie
 afrocurl: why not stlkrchck?
 I promise the movie is charming
 stlkrchck: i just don't find it charming so far?
 chiasmus: I am just like, well, it's an improvement over Wanted.
  but that's setting the bar really low for me
 stlkrchck: i just find his character to be really unlikeable
 afrocurl: first impressions are never good
 Max/Johnny improves with time
  TRUST ME
 chiasmus: oh McAvoy, I appreciate your face
 /priorities in order
 afrocurl: stlkrchck, just appreciate the face like chiasmus then
 stlkrchck: the accent is slipping out
  it's cute
 chiasmus: I'm gonna get me a Scottish accent.
 stlkrchck: do it
 :)
 afrocurl: I approve!
 chiasmus: I am just like, drinking and looking at his face.
I'm only half certain what's happened in the movie so far.
  and now he's blowing a frog.
  jesus, his eyes.
  wow, THE FLATTEST SINGING VOICE.
 stlkrchck: YES
  he's TERRIBLE
 afrocurl: just give in to James playing random instruments!
 stlkrchck: i am following your advice, chiasmus, and not paying ANY attention to the movie
 chiasmus: he sings like I sing
 stlkrchck: hahaha
 chiasmus: SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE
 afrocurl: oh man, this makes me so sad that you're ignoring the plot
 chiasmus: no like, I totally sang to someone like that before
  just without the drumming
 afrocurl: but I can see how it's problematic
 stlkrchck: haha, what'd you sing?
 chiasmus: oh god
 afrocurl: CHESS!!!!
 chiasmus: something on an infomercial
  I think it was like
  Moon River
  or something
 stlkrchck: for romance?
  or amusement?
  :)
 chiasmus: yes
  um
  romance
  I'M SUPER SUAVE YOU GUYS.
 afrocurl: I feel like Pocky_Slash needs to watch this for the "horse" instead of knight discussion
 stlkrchck: you are super suave
 chiasmus: I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS FACE.
  it's hard to think thoughts
  and like
  plot stuff
  but yes
  horsies!
 afrocurl: I really like his character, but I like assholes (as evidence by how much I love Erik)
 chiasmus: I like assholes, too, since I like both Charles and Erik, but like, I get distracted really easily.
 afrocurl: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 chiasmus: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
  smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles
 stlkrchck: awww
 chiasmus: haha
  i should have eaten more before i like drank more.
 stlkrchck: hahaha
 afrocurl: also, just so we keep this post up to the current pop culture news, whitney houston is dead the day before the grammies
  so "I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" will have to live in infamy
 stlkrchck: WHAT?
 chiasmus: wait what
  um
 afrocurl: I love that Johnny is like the anti-Charles
 chiasmus: WHY IS LICKING THE RESPONSE
  except I would lick McAvoy too
 stlkrchck: he gambled away the money didn't he
  for the love of god
 chiasmus: just pretend he has a faberge egg addiction
  it's a serious problem
 afrocurl: LOL
  this piano playing is HORRIBLE!
 chiasmus: hahah, you say B-Flat like he knows what any of those are
 stlkrchck: his hands
 chiasmus: he is like, I PLAY THE WHITE KEY
 afrocurl: LOOK SHE CAME OUT!
 stlkrchck: still not working for me
 chiasmus: then just keep drinking
  and looking at him?
  mute it if you need to?
 afrocurl: LOL
 stlkrchck: i might :)
 chiasmus: I'LL TYPE-SING TO YOU IF IT MAKES IT EASIER
 afrocurl: he didn't want that photo taken
 chiasmus: Smashies!
 afrocurl: NO ONE RUNS BACK IN!
 stlkrchck: type sing please!
 chiasmus: jumping!
 afrocurl: yes, the jumpng was hot
 chiasmus: GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU GASTON
 stlkrchck: YES
 chiasmus: LOOKING SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS
 EVERY GUY HER'D LOVE TO BE YOU GASTON
  EVEN WHEN TAKING YOUR LUMPS
  THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN AS ADMIRED AS YOU
 stlkrchck: can i duet with you?
 chiasmus: YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FAVORIIIIIITE GUY
  yes
  of course :D
 afrocurl: * sits here and enjoys the movie *
 chiasmus: EVERYONE'S AWED AND INSPIRED BY YOU AND IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO SEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  I am enjoying it too!
 stlkrchck: AND IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO SEE WHYYYYYYYY!
 chiasmus: like for real
  YAY
  I just know this song waaaaaaay too well
 afrocurl: okay
 stlkrchck: aww and look he plays
 chiasmus: awww
 afrocurl: he does!
 chiasmus: Pianoooos
 stlkrchck: except for how those aren't his hands
  but yes
 chiasmus: hahahaha
 afrocurl: yeah, but whatever
 chiasmus: didn't you know
  he has separate piano hands
  I know that's how I am.
 afrocurl: also the other half of Simon Pegg's movie team
  Nick whathisface
 stlkrchck: i have separate piano hands too
  ones that can actually play
  it's pretty intense
 chiasmus: yeah
  I never know what they're going to do next
  i want a puppy
and someone to take care of the puppy
  so I can just have like
 afrocurl: I love the dad so much
 chiasmus: puppy cuddles
  and none of the work
 afrocurl: PUPPY CHOW?
  I wonder if I have the stuff to make it
  I don't think I do
 chiasmus: scarf!
 stlkrchck: to make puppy chow?
  i do love the scarf, yes
 afrocurl: yeah, I don't know if I have chex mix to make it
 chiasmus: IT IS A NICE SHADE OF PURPLE
  and green
 afrocurl: not!Bingley, why are you such an asshole
 stlkrchck: …what type of puppy chow is this?
 chiasmus: I think this movie is good at showcasing how everyone is an asshole except Penelope and her dad.
 stlkrchck: i concur
 afrocurl: oh have you ever made it--you take chex mix, chocolate and peanut butter (mixed together) and then coat the chex mix in it before coating everything in powdered sugar
 stlkrchck: also, i would be a big fan of a nose that would keep my scarf up
 chiasmus: duct tape scarf? except ow.
 stlkrchck: :)
 chiasmus: I am quite nejoying this gingery thing
 stlkrchck: hooray!!!
 chiasmus: this dude is named Lemon?
 afrocurl: yeah, he is
 chiasmus: (I have subttiles on and am too lazy to turn them off)
  SEAHORSEY
 afrocurl: I would like to announce that I've finished my vodka and coke zero
 chiasmus: hooray!
 stlkrchck: oh my god he's getting up
 afrocurl: ooh, look, he's leaving with chips still
 chiasmus: AND PUTTING ON A HAT
 afrocurl: he's ~evolving
 stlkrchck: and is now in weird slomo
 afrocurl: he's having an emotional moment
 chiasmus: CONGRATULATIONS, HE'S INVOLVED INTO SLIGHTLY LESS OF A JACKASS.
 damatica emo slomo
  i can't type
 afrocurl: YES HE IS CHANGING!
 chiasmus: evolved
  dramatic
afrocurl: she's scared
  she needs Max around to help her!
 chiasmus: I like her coat
 stlkrchck: me too
 chiasmus: BUTTONS
  that is a lot of the same phone
 afrocurl: yeah, it's some weird time-warp
 okay so I would like to announce that the sushi burrito is most excellent
 chiasmus: yay!
 afrocurl: not!Bingley, there are NO fangs
  you're just a jackass
 chiasmus: IMAGINARY FANGS ARE IMAGINARY
  I have't seen McAvoy's face in a while
  it makes me sad
 stlkrchck: me too
 afrocurl: he'll be around soon
 stlkrchck: particularly because this movie is INCREDIBLY depressing
 chiasmus: they should have like
  pasted his face
  into each frame
 afrocurl: it has a happy ending, I PROMISE!
 chiasmus: in maybe appropriate places
 stlkrchck: although this scene is cute
  i like this guy
 chiasmus: awwwa
  mcaaaaaaaaaaaaavoy
  your scaaaaaaaaaaaarf
  and faaaaaaaaaaaaace
 afrocurl: and he has morals!
  MORALS!!!!!
 stlkrchck: and a vneck jacket
  I APPROVE
 chiasmus: yessssss
  his pimp hat!
 afrocurl: YES!
 stlkrchck: aww, his little smile
 afrocurl: reese!!!!!
 chiasmus: OH THAT'S WHO SHE IS
 afrocurl: wow, chiasmus, how do you not recognize Reese Witherspoon?
 chiasmus: yep
  I did not
  in fact recognize her
  just, "oh hey, she looks familiar"
  and um, I don't watch many movies?
 stlkrchck: haha
 afrocurl: I can't tell if I want to see "This Means War" or not
  I mean, Captain Fine is there
  but it looks horrible
  RUSSELL BRAND!
 chiasmus: I shall pretend I know who Russell Brand is
 stlkrchck: don't cry mcavoy!
 chiasmus: and yeah
  I like
  that movie
  what even
  I asaw a preview before drunk sharks
  or something
  and it was just like ?????????
 stlkrchck: oh my god, how drunk you are?
  :)
 chiasmus: um
  like I said
  I didn't eat food?
 afrocurl: Russell Brand is the former mr katy perry
 chiasmus: and I poured a lot of booze in my rootbeer
 stlkrchck: :)
aww, he's going to be a janitor not a musician?
 afrocurl: not!Bingley, you're still an ass
 chiasmus: hahha yeah he is
 afrocurl: DOUCHEBAG!
 stlkrchck: yes
 afrocurl: Also, I can't remember where that dad is from, but he's always cool
 chiasmus: I'm the tipsiest one right now aren't I
 stlkrchck: i am about to get another drink, if that makes you feel better :)
 chiasmus: the Chinese food needs ot like
  do stuff
 afrocurl: FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
 chiasmus: IT'S A DART
  yes
  FACE
  SO GOOD
 stlkrchck: YES
  he's SO awkward
 chiasmus: I LOVE AWKWARD
 stlkrchck: because it's ADORABLE
 afrocurl: VERY GOOD!
 chiasmus: all deerp and heeeerp I like you check yes or no
 stlkrchck: YES
  YES
  YES
 afrocurl: SHUT UP NOT!BINGLEY!
  YOU ARE AN UNMITIGATED ASS!
  YOU DO NOT DESERVE SUCH A NICE GIRL!!!!
 chiasmus: I SHOULD WRITE A CHECK YES OR NO STORY OR SOMETHING
  because I am like twelve
 afrocurl: no do it!
 should we write some bad!fic from this movie?
  I feel like it would help you both
 chiasmus: Xtina Ricci you are so shoooooooooort
 afrocurl: SHE REALLY iS!
 chiasmus: HEY LOOK
  OWEN
  again
 afrocurl: Burn, your accent is THE WORST!
 chiasmus: THE GREENEST JAIL
 afrocurl: yes, the greenest!
 chiasmus: dun dun dun
  YOUR FACE IS NOT MCAVOY'S FACE
 afrocurl: Exactly
  shaggy hair!
 stlkrchck: I HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
 chiasmus: YAY
  I SHOULD GET ANOTHER
  EVEN THOUGH I LIKE
 afrocurl: I stopped at one
 chiasmus: drank a lot of it
 afrocurl: and then I had my veggie sushi burrito
 stlkrchck: do it anyhow :)
 afrocurl: I don't want to get another soda and vodka
 chiasmus: MCAVOY
  YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAACE
 afrocurl: GET WHAT YOU WANT JOHNNY!
 stlkrchck: awww
  he's so ADORABLE
 chiasmus: ohhhhhhhhh fuck you dudebro
  THANK YOU FOR NOTING SCOFFING, SUBTITLES
 stlkrchck: awwww
 OH THE SHIRT
  I APPRECIATE
 chiasmus: YES
  SO MUCH SHIRT APPRECIATE
  ION
  JEANS
 afrocurl: Not!Bingley is still an ass
 chiasmus: okay i'm going to make more to drink
 afrocurl: and not worthy of Penelope
 stlkrchck: mmm, and his shirt
  across his back
  i appreciate it
 chiasmus: I am not yet convinced anyone in this movie is worth Penelope
 stlkrchck: yeah, me too
 afrocurl: suspend your disbelieve ladies!
  it'll make it so much better
 chiasmus: VESPA GIRL
 stlkrchck: aww they're cute
 chiasmus: I think she's worth penelope
 stlkrchck: with the barman!
 chiasmus: maybe
 stlkrchck: yes
  that's the only person :)
 chiasmus: I would 2000% support the movie going that direction
 stlkrchck: me too!
 chiasmus: and them McAvoy is like
  I am pretty
  faaaaaaaaaaace
 afrocurl: MOM YOU ARE THE WORST!
  SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!!
 BROODING!
 stlkrchck: she does look stupid
 chiasmus: I AM GOING TO BROOD
 stlkrchck: her hair is ridiculous
 chiasmus: IN THIS TREEEEE
  IWTH MY SHOES
 stlkrchck: awwwww he's brooding!
 chiasmus: and my hat
 stlkrchck: in a tree!
  do you have those shoes and that hat? because they are AWESOME
 afrocurl: Does he brood better than Rochester?
 chiasmus: WELL YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS DRAMZ
  if it's in a tree
 stlkrchck: SO TRUE
  OVERLOOKING A RIVER
 chiasmus: I don't think they're comparable?
  You would need to like
  do a percentage
  McAvoy/slightly douchebaggy movie
  v
  Fassbender/MOVIE OF DUBCON EXTRAVAGANZA
  and then like
  compare
 afrocurl: I'm fine with that
 chiasmus: FEATHERs
 afrocurl: I want that wedding dress if I could get it to fit
 chiasmus: or
  like feathers
 stlkrchck: HAHAHAHAH i love your comparison
 afrocurl: that dress is gorgeous!
 stlkrchck: jane eyre is definitely the movie of dubcon extravaganza
  ooh, yes it is
 chiasmus: WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING
 afrocurl: OOH LOOK AT THAT!
 stlkrchck: awww, YAY
 someone loves her the way she is!
 afrocurl: SELF-REALIZATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!
 chiasmus: YAY
 stlkrchck: oooh, look at her ring
 afrocurl: I want that ring too
 stlkrchck: i love the dress and the sprawl of it
 afrocurl: I'd like that whole wedding outfit
 chiasmus: also that's kind of like, a dick thing. she's like, I AM FINE BEING ME. so the curse is like LOLOLOL NEW FACE AGAIN
 stlkrchck: YES
  THANK YOU
  it's like in beauty and the beast
 chiasmus: yes
  just with less singing
 stlkrchck: she fell in love with the beast, ok???
  hahahha
  aww, very nice
 chiasmus: i still ship her with Vespa Girl.
 stlkrchck: her mommy is repenting
 chiasmus: that is my decision.
 stlkrchck: well, yes, that's ok
 chiasmus: yeah like
  is her carotid artery still
  attached to her nose
 afrocurl: SHUT UP MOM!
  YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER!
 stlkrchck: what about sad for herself?
 chiasmus: OS HE'S A WIZARD
 stlkrchck: NICE
  i approve
 chiasmus: ?
 stlkrchck: hahahaha
 afrocurl: Dad you just made out like a bandit not having to listen to that voice again
 stlkrchck: that's SO odd
 afrocurl: Someone had to keep an eye on her for the sake of everything
 stlkrchck: …how does no one recognize it's her?
 afrocurl: I don't know!
 they didn't want to see her without the nose?
 stlkrchck: VESPA GIRL
 chiasmus: YAY SHE'S A BEE
  BEEEEEE
 afrocurl: BEE GIRL!!!!
 stlkrchck: awww
  mcavoy
 chiasmus: awwww
 stlkrchck: HAHAHA
 chiasmus: HIS FACE
 stlkrchck: I LOVE HER
 chiasmus: HIS HAIR
  I DO TOO
 stlkrchck: it's been blow-dried to within an inch of his life
  but it's adorable
  he's adorable
 chiasmus: yeah
  i L ike it
  .
 stlkrchck: also the shirt is awesome
 chiasmus: wow
 afrocurl: (doesn't he get better?)
 stlkrchck: i guess?
 chiasmus: kinda?
  faaaaaaaaaaace
 afrocurl: someone I used to know
  now I want to sing that Gotye song
  UGH!
 stlkrchck: oh for the love of god
 afrocurl: MCAVOY! WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME?
 stlkrchck: really?
  he doesn't know it's her?
 chiasmus: Um
  maaaaaybe?
  and aw, that song
  I hear it a lot
  but that's okay because I enjoy it
  and part of me hearing a lot is that it's on my iPod.
  so I guess those thsings happen
 afrocurl: "I don't get it. What does that mean?" BEST QUESTION IN THE MOVIE!
  SWEATER!!!!
 chiasmus: hahahaha
  RICH PEOPLE STINK
 afrocurl: BUT NOT A CARDIGAN!
 stlkrchck: what is he wearing?
 chiasmus: something magical
 afrocurl: hipster!Charles gear?
 stlkrchck: it's SO weird
 afrocurl: DINKLAGE!!!
 stlkrchck: aww look everyone is growing as a person
 afrocurl: exactly!
 stlkrchck: i think i need more alcohol to deal with this
 afrocurl: I don't know if I want to see you drink more stlkrchck
  but go for it
 chiasmus: yes!
  drink more!
  so i'm nto alnoe
 afrocurl: see I have so many more hours to drink, but I have to wake up at like 530 tomorrow
 stlkrchck: awesome
  aww, sorry
 afrocurl: ugh, why am I going to church at 8 AM?
 stlkrchck: that's sad
 afrocurl: Oh right, big name political persona
 chiasmus: Aw
  I want to watch Starter for 10 now but I think I'm the only one who has that one?
 stlkrchck: you are :( sorry!
 afrocurl: I can rent it, i'm sure
  I had to rent this (but I totally love the movie)
 chiasmus: it's okay!
  I bought both because it was cheap
 afrocurl: after my friend used the gif of James headbutting Benny in the face, I think I need to see it
 stlkrchck: i will rent it at some point!
 chiasmus: yay!
  renting
 afrocurl: I'm cool with renting it
 chiasmus: and also
  Shameless
 afrocurl: I'm sure I can rent the UK Shameless too
 stlkrchck: yay shameless!
  it's on instant queue
 chiasmus: yay!
 I need to like
  obstain it somehow
  shit
  obtain
 afrocurl: we'll plan that for another weekend
 stlkrchck: i would offer you my netflix? but i think only one person can use it at a time?
 afrocurl: sounds right in my head
 chiasmus: prossibly
 afrocurl: okay so this question is so horrible, but do we watch First Class to get out the bad taste you both have from this?
 stlkrchck: but XMFC is sad!
 chiasmus: we can stop before it's sad
 afrocurl: well, true
 chiasmus: and write the alternate ending
 afrocurl: drunk alternate ending!
 chiasmus: and by alternate ending I mean stopping at the chess scene
  and assuming
  AND THEN THEY BANGED
  the end.
 afrocurl: I"M ALL FOR THAT!
 stlkrchck: YES
  AND THEN CHARLES' COCK SAVED THE WORLD
  /HIS TENDER TENDER LOVING
 afrocurl: LOL the power of the magical cock
 chiasmus: WELL HIS MOUTH CERTAILY ISN'T WHEN WORDS COME OUT OF IT SORRY CHARLES
 stlkrchck: oh god, so true!
 afrocurl: let me know and I will get it on
 chiasmus: like, I love you, but you are suuuuuuuch a dick. a well0meaning dick to be sure, but STILL.
  or rather
  THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU
 stlkrchck: hahahahah, YES
  i just want to face palm every time he opens his mouth
 chiasmus: i know right
 RIGHT
  but still it's like
  pretty
  and his face
  is pretty
  and just like
  porn.
 stlkrchck: YES
  SO MUCH PORN
 afrocurl: my local news is just doing "rip whitney" stuff and it's weirding me out (not that I'm saying we shouldn't respect her)
 oh and at the Beverly Hilton
  crap
 stlkrchck: ..and i was just going to say that i think i'm going to put on "i have nothing"
 chiasmus: I have nothing?
 stlkrchck: the whitney houston song from the bodyguard?
 afrocurl: "I will always love you"
 stlkrchck: OH YEAH
  but that's a different one
  they're two different songs
  i have so many feelings about the bodyguard. it was my first r-rated movie
 chiasmus: ohhh
 that makes sexnse
  coxtentually
 stlkrchck: your typing is A++
 chiasmus: a;lskjg
 stlkrchck: ;lkadsgkl;a;d
 chiasmus: I CANT' ENGLISH
  IM SROY
  I'M SORRY
 stlkrchck: IS OK
 afrocurl: DRUNK chiasmus IS DRUNK!
 just remember when you can cut off this conersation
 chiasmus: hahaha
  I don't think I've said anything incromining ating yet
  wow
 afrocurl: that might be it!
 chiasmus: MAYBE
 stlkrchck: there could be so many more incriminating things, really
  like BADFIC
  i would support badfic
 afrocurl: can we write some?
  I'm all for that!
 stlkrchck: let's do it!
 afrocurl: what fandom?
 stlkrchck: i porned earlier for chiasmus, but it was only on sentence
 *one sentence
 afrocurl: so First Class?
 stlkrchck: idk, i am listening to i have nothing
  my brain can't process anything else right now
 but i will start it anyone
  ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAGICAL PROFESSOR WHO COULD READ MINDS NAMED CHALRES
 chiasmus: "THE LO MEIN IS GONE. I AM SAD," Charles said, because it's TOTALLY COOL to project your own issues onto a character FOR NO REASON.
 stlkrchck: "Perhaps you should order some more," erik said, "instead of projecting it into PEOPLE'S HEADS."
 "yeah," sean said. "i don't appreciate being woken up in the middle of the night with cravings for lo main."
 chiasmus: "NONE OF YOU ARE BRINGING ME LO MEINE, SO IM'M GOING TO FAKE PARALYSIS. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED," says CAPSLOCK Chaz.
 stlkrchck: "YOU ARE SO OPPRESSED," raven says.
 erik face palms because he basically exists to be the punching bag of every minority group ever according to the comics writers
 chiasmus: Erik becomes the spokesperson for Drag Queens united against Taffetta BECAUSE HE CLEARLY IDENTIFIES WITH EVERY OPPRESSED GROUP EVER.
 stlkrchck: YES
  IN MAGENTA
 chiasmus: TULLE
  MAGENTA TOOL
  TULLE
  THE BALLERINA SHIT
 stlkrchck: [that would be me breaking the fourth wall]
  YES
 chiasmus: whatever it is
 stlkrchck: that's what charles says when erik appears in his new outfit
 "costume" charles says
  "outfit" erik says
  "this is a TOTALLY VALID LIFESTYLE CHOICE, CHARLES"
  and charles pets him and says, "darling, i'm not against you in tulle and stockings, i'm just against tulle in that color"
 afrocurl: "I'm just as oppressed as you, Charles, since it's clearly not cool for me to walk around in magenta tulle," Erik said, huffing in anger.
 stlkrchck: "SING IT" raven says.
  charles throws up his hands. "NAKED! MAGENTA TULLE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
 afrocurl: "Why can't you understand that I like to wear high heels? I know you've seen that Monty Python sketch. I'm not the only man who likes to dress in women's clothing."
 chiasmus: I WILL SING SOME MORE. FOR ERIK: COVER GIRL, PUT THE FACE IN YOUR WALK. HEAD TO TOE, LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK.
 stlkrchck: …i don't even know that song
 chiasmus: hahahaha
  It's a RuPaul song
  so I don't know many people who do?
  unless they watch Drag Race with me
  but yes
 stlkrchck: i watched an episode
 chiasmus: magenta tulle
 stlkrchck: because rupaul is amazing
 chiasmus: I have the song if you want it
  it's in a box
 afrocurl has left
 stlkrchck: …the song is in a box?
  (yes i would)
 chiasmus: yes!
 I looooove RuPaul
  I would watch DR with my drag queen friends
  except i don't live near them anymore
  IT FILLS ME WITH ETERNAL SADNESS.
 stlkrchck: that is definitely super sad
 chiasmus: box:
[redacted link]
  stlkrchck: thankee!
 chiasmus: keine problemo bru
  #butchering three languages at once
 afrocurl: yeah, that was amazing, chiasmus
 stlkrchck: that was pretty awesome
 chiasmus: I TRY
 stlkrchck: if we're really going to do that: estoy cansada y anhelo de mi cama. hasta pronto!
 chiasmus: BROMIGAS, j'feeling uber drunkendo.
 stlkrchck: but where has all the lo main gone?
 chiasmus: I DON'T KNOW
 stlkrchck: (this is me being terrible at leaving)
 chiasmus: I'M SO SAD
 stlkrchck: (also totally amused by you)
 chiasmus: you hsould like
 stlkrchck: i am so sad for you too :(
 chiasmus: write me a 10000 word
 H/C
  WHERE HAS THE LO MAIN GONE
  FIC
  spelled
  lo main
 stlkrchck: there is a VERY HIGH RATIO of pork to rice in my friend rice
  i'm SORRY
  i thoguht i spelled lo mein
 chiasmus: NO
  IT
 stlkrchck: but then it autocorrected
  GOD
 chiasmus: BETTER
  S
  LO MAIN
  or low Maine.
 afrocurl: OH WOW
 chiasmus: WHY DID LOWER MAINE GO AWAY
 stlkrchck: BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LIKE UPPER MAINE ANYMORE
  god, what do you want from me?
 stlkrchck: just because i can write 39959329305 words about like people scratching their noses doesn't mean i can make an epic story out of your need for LOW MAINE
 chiasmus: I AM SURE YOU
  CAN
  I BLIEVE IN YOU
 stlkrchck: it is a skill. not everyone can write SO MUCH in which SO LITTLE happens.

Comments

FIRST COMMENT!

[stlkrchck.livejournal.com]

this is a placeholder in which i will one day have all the feelings about our post :D

Re: FIRST COMMENT!

[chiasmus.livejournal.com]

YAY, FEEEEEEELINGS.

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe I was the only one to actually like the movie. But I think I was biased having seen it before.

STILL HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Oh and Dinklage!

[jolinar.livejournal.com]

Sorry to barge in but I have to say - I LIKE THE MOVIE TOO!

Penelope high-five! :D

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

No, barge in all you like here. I felt so alone last night while I enjoyed myself and the other two bitched about the lack of FAAAAACE on the screen.

Then it went into shipping Penelope/Vespa Girl, and I wanted to go "but he really does love her and couldn't do it for the money! YOU know that trope and it's amazing!"

Penelope high-five!

[jolinar.livejournal.com]

Oh I completely agree! I thought it was beautiful that he really loved her but let her go to be "happy"/break the curse. I also thought it was beautiful that he wanted to be a better man in the end; he wanted to quit his addiction, to fix his life and to play piano again simply because she INSPIRED him to be a better person.

That's what made me love the movie, really. That and it was kitsch and eccentric and wonderful. Although I admit I am a fan of McAvoys face too :-P

[afrocurl.livejournal.com]

Exactly! He liked her enough, but once she was outside of the house he was letting her experience life before doing anything because he was trying to be a guy that would be with a girl like her.

Oh man, the kitsch and the eccentric. So much love for that too.

[chiasmus.livejournal.com]

I generally liked it! Or I didn't hate it or anything. I just have a lot of ~feelings~ when it comes to his face. :D

[jolinar.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! Its so nice to know I'm not the only one who yells HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Every time I see him. But seriously, HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Also, you singing Gaston just about slayed me with the funny. A+

[chiasmus.livejournal.com]

I SERIOUSLY DO. I'm surprised people put up with me. :D :D

It is one of a few songs I know all the words to! I am so bad with remembering lyrics, mostly because I impose new ones on the song.