[fic list]

[ionic]

THIS REALLY NEEDS TO BE UPDATED. GET ON THAT, SELF.

X-Men: First Class

silent treatment [childhood!AU, kink meme fill, gen, Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, mentions of others, if the beach happened over a sandcastle, G]
Start to Melt [canon!AU, Erik/Charles, Jean Grey bonds with Erik, G]

Mansion!crack fic

A Good Idea at the Time [canon, Erik/Charles, fruit salad, PG-13]
The Right Time is the Least Appropriate Moment [canon!au, Erik/Charles, whisky-flavoured condoms, R]
This Crazy Game Called Life [canon, Erik/Charles, group bonding over game night, R]

Mutant!AU -- Emma and Erik are setup on a blind date. Charles and Erik end up together. Modern setting.

First Dates [Erik/Charles, Emma Frost, G/PG]
Every Time I Think of You [Erik/Charles, Raven, Azazel, NC-17]


Human!AU -- Charles and Erik become best friends and grow up together. Modern setting.


Forget All Your Worries [Erik, Charles, bicycle learning, G]
We Don't Notice Any Time Pass [Erik, Charles, Raven, important instances, G]

Potentially embarrassing things

Mixed Nuts: Iranian Conflict [RPS crack, Steve Naghavi/Anderson Cooper, drunk!fic -- as in, I was drunk when I wrote this]

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I was clearing out my memories, and for the sake of consolidation decided to make a post for these. I will likely regret doing this in the morning, but right now I'm driven by lack of sleep and it seems like a good idea. Please note that, more or less, most of these are a couple years old now.

I write such bizarre stories.