fondle night is every night

I think I can do long posts now, yay.

Title: This Crazy Game Called Life
Rating: Mature
WC: ~5100
Summary: Raven declares game night in the mansion. Sean finds an elephant, Erik inherits one hundred unwanted cats, and Charles scars Hank for life with misdirected dirty thinking. This is five thousand words of crack with a dose of schmoop. I'm not sorry. Written for this kink meme prompt.
Note: I mostly went with images I found of a 1960s version of the game, but I've BS-ed the order of the scenarios.

( Tonight Charles lingered a little too long in the kitchen while he was debating which bottle of wine to take to Erik while they played their game of chess. This gave Raven ample time to intercept him. )

Here on AO3.

Title: This Crazy Game Called Life
Rating: PG-13
WC: ~5100
Summary: Raven declares game night in the mansion. Sean finds an elephant, Erik inherits one hundred unwanted cats, and Charles scars Hank for life with misdirected dirty thinking. This is five thousand words of crack with a dose of schmoop. I'm not sorry. Written for this kink meme prompt.
Note: I partially went with images I found of a 1960s version of the game, but I've BS-ed the order and some of the scenarios.

( Tonight Charles lingered a little too long in the kitchen while he was debating which bottle of wine to take to Erik while they played their game of chess. This gave Raven ample time to intercept him. )

AO3 version.