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Fic is unlocked, unless it's a work-in-progress. I'll also archive everything on AO3. I'm chiasmus over there, too.

If you don't like what you see here: then go be on a ship.

Valete!

Stargate: Atlantis

Domesticity is Not an Art Form [NYC AU, John/Rodney]
Like Russia in Winter [NYC AU, John/Rodney]
Untitled [canon (The Return, pt.1), John/Rodney, incomplete]
Untitled 2 [Master & Commander AU, gen, incomplete]
The Ground in White and Grey [Dream Boy-inspired AU, John/Rodney, incomplete]

Prince of Tennis

Untitled Shishido drabbles [canon, gen]
How to Avoid an International Incident [crack, Niou/Yagyuu]
some weird, untitled Hyoutei-centric thing [canon, crack, gen, incomplete]

X-Men: First Class

A Good Idea at the Time [canon, crack, Erik/Charles, PG-13]
The Right Time is the Least Appropriate Moment [canon!au, crack, Erik/Charles, R]
Forget All Your Worries [best friends AU, gen, Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier]
silent treatment [childhood!AU, kink meme fill, gen, Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, mentions of others]

Potentially embarrassing things

Mixed Nuts: Iranian Conflict [RPS crack, Steve Naghavi/Anderson Cooper, drunk!fic -- as in, I was drunk when I wrote this]

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I was clearing out my memories, and for the sake of consolidation decided to make a post for these. I will likely regret doing this in the morning, but right now I'm driven by lack of sleep and it seems like a good idea. Please note that, more or less, most of these are a couple years old now.

I write such bizarre stories.

Current Mood: weird

I think I can do long posts now, yay.

Title: This Crazy Game Called Life
Rating: Mature
WC: ~5100
Summary: Raven declares game night in the mansion. Sean finds an elephant, Erik inherits one hundred unwanted cats, and Charles scars Hank for life with misdirected dirty thinking. This is five thousand words of crack with a dose of schmoop. I'm not sorry. Written for this kink meme prompt.
Note: I mostly went with images I found of a 1960s version of the game, but I've BS-ed the order of the scenarios.

( Tonight Charles lingered a little too long in the kitchen while he was debating which bottle of wine to take to Erik while they played their game of chess. This gave Raven ample time to intercept him. )

Here on AO3.

Current Music: MGMT - Kids | Powered by Last.fm

Title: This Crazy Game Called Life
Rating: PG-13
WC: ~5100
Summary: Raven declares game night in the mansion. Sean finds an elephant, Erik inherits one hundred unwanted cats, and Charles scars Hank for life with misdirected dirty thinking. This is five thousand words of crack with a dose of schmoop. I'm not sorry. Written for this kink meme prompt.
Note: I partially went with images I found of a 1960s version of the game, but I've BS-ed the order and some of the scenarios.

( Tonight Charles lingered a little too long in the kitchen while he was debating which bottle of wine to take to Erik while they played their game of chess. This gave Raven ample time to intercept him. )

AO3 version.

I haven't decided yet if this is part of something larger, or a standalone. I'm sort-of inclined to since I have several other thoughts that would slide into this universe, but I've also got other things I want to finish writing first, too. We shall see what inspiration brings.

Title: Start to Melt
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: G
Summary: Post-beach AU. Charles tries to help Erik find a way to achieve a state of calm on his own. Erik ends up unintentionally bonding with their newest "recruit", Jean Grey, and things normalize a little in the process. This is also a response to two prompts a friend gave me: "aluminum" and "audience".
Note: I took selective pieces of Jean's general back story and re-purposed them for the fic; the movies tend to do that thing so I don't feel too bad. Title from the Peter Bjorn and John song of the same name.

( There is one thing Erik and Charles still agree upon and that's the need to find others of their kind. )

Here it is on AO3.

Which is Magneto as a Dalek. Completely done in paint, by someone with no artistic skills whatsoever. SORRY GUYS.

( I have clearly lost my mind. )

I am now going to go back to writing random fic where Erik is bonding with tiny!Jean over origami. I haven't yet written the fix-it part of this story, which definitely has something to do with Moira.

Current Music: The Decemberists - Won't Want for Love (Margaret in the Taiga(

This is unapolgetically fluffy, like the other tiny!fic I wrote. Also at AO3.

Title: silent treatment
Rating: G
Word Count: ~1400
Characters: Charles and Erik, primarily; mentions of others.
Note: This is a kink meme fill for this prompt: Charles/Erik Picture prompt Unconditional love. Un-betaed.
Summary: Tiny!Charles and Erik get into an argument at the beach. It goes downhill from there.

( It's a Sunday afternoon towards the end of April when Erik and Charles get into an argument over whether sharks or otters are better while they're at the beach. )

enthroned prompted me with bicycle. This happened. Also at AO3.

Title: Forget All Your Worries
Characters: Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr
Word Count: ~1100
Rating: G
Summary: Erik, age 8, teaches Charles, age 7, how to ride a bicycle.
Note: Part of an AU where Charles and Erik are childhood BFF, and eventually more. Modern time frame (meaning it takes place in the past twenty or so years). Title from the Queen song "Bicycle Races", though that song has nothing to do with this story, really.

( The first time Erik tries to teach Charles how to ride a bicycle, it lasts about five minutes before Charles has scraped hands and knees and they stop. )

I was talking with

enthroned, about various things, and ended up challenging myself to write a story in which the beach debacle is diverted by. Well. It says it all in the summary. Also at AO3.

Title: The Right Time is the Least Appropriate Moment
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: R
Summary: Someone travels back in time and leaves Charles whisky-flavoured condoms, since they don't exist in 1962. This is how World War III is avoided.
Note: This started as a joke, and now exists somewhere between crack, introspection, and porn. There is at least a happy ending.

( It is a most peculiar discovery, since the whisky-flavoured condoms weren't there before Charles got in the shower, and yet here they are by the time he comes out. )

I decided late one night/early one morning that it would be an excellent idea to combine two things I love: Arrested Development and X-Men: First Class. Thus this unholy creation was born.

The link to the tumblr, as well, which tends to get updated as I create these.

Credit to

dialectical for some of the screencaps used.
Quotes taken from IMDB, and the o.p. transcripts. They are then used, and slightly abused, by me.

( You've got a nice mouth. )

This is something that popped into my head, so I wrote it down to get it out of there.

Disclaimer: There's dialogue that draws off of things both from things said in Doctor Who and in First Class interpreted for the purposes of the fic.

( tiny!Charles meets the Doctor. )

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I have another random scene written on the back of a napkin about tiny!Charles having a conversation with the TARDIS, and I want to write one between him and Amy and Rory, but I don't know what else this would be other than that.

I'll unlock this once I think of a title. I am posting it without one because otherwise I'll keep changing things (that is who I am). Anyway, I mentioned this on Twitter. It's 2800 words about Charles, Erik, and fruit salad. Also at AO3.

Title: A Good Idea at the Time
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: PG
Word count: ~2800
Summary: Erik and Charles make a snack at midnight.
Note: It's crack!fluff written for

sugaahcube and prompted by

enthroned. There are various elements in here that are

enthroned's fault.

( Charles starts to cut up a tomato. Erik just looks at him. 'What? I'm helping.' )

[Poll #961712]

"Kuwait until you find you where they think Iraq is."

If nothing else, go for the comments, if you enjoy good bad puns.

Twitter and Livejournal are down, and Facebook won't let me update my status. How am I supposed to inform the world of the inane shit going on in my life? Tragedy.

Here is my schedule, which I'm rather pleased with. I may suffer academic death, as per, but it will be a great way to go.

MONDAY

11:00 - 12:15 Introduction to Archeology
13:15 - 14:30 Greek Sanctuaries
14:40 - 15:55 Latin: Tacitus

TUESDAY

09:00 - 09:50 Beginning Yoga
11:00 - 11:50 Ballroom Dance
13:15 - 15:55 The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

WEDNESDAY

11:00 - 12:15 Introduction to Archeology
13:15 - 14:30 Greek Sanctuaries
14:40 - 15:55 Latin: Tacitus

THURSDAY

09:00 - 09:50 Beginning Yoga
11:00 - 11:50 Ballroom Dance

FRIDAY

Nothing, so far!

Greek will go somewhere in there, but I don't know when yet. We're reading the Odyssey and Philoctetes this semester, which I'm actually looking forward to (I am usually a prose ho).

Also, body, you know what would be fantastic? Sleeping for more than three hours at time, or, you know, not sneezing. I'll take either right now.

Current Mood: sick

So close to being back in the realm of the living. Just have to study for and take my Greek test by tomorrow. I was actually kinda proud of the paper I handed in this morning, which is rare for an English paper despite that being my minor (I am overly critical of my writing forever, even when I make As); let's hope it doesn't go down in flames. I'm also in that state of exhaustion where everything is hilarious, minus the phone call I got this morning.

2-for-1 meme deal!

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Current Mood: giddy

I am never going to have a four day semester. At least Mondays are light.

MONDAY

11:00 - 12:15 Athenian Law Courts
13:15 - 14:05 Fencing

TUESDAY

11:00 - 12:15 American Gothic
13:15 - 14:30 Cleopatra and Ancient Rome
14:40 - 15:55 Introduction to Microeconomics

WEDNESDAY

11:00 - 12:15 Lucretius
13:15 - 14:05 Fencing
16:15 - 17:30 Athenian Law Courts

THURSDAY

11:00 - 12:15 American Gothic
13:15 - 14:30 Cleopatra and Ancient Rome
14:40 - 15:55 Introduction to Microeconomics

FRIDAY

11:00 - 12:15 Lucretius
15:15 - 16:05 Introduction to Microeconomics

Current Mood: awake

I decided yesterday to participate in this year's AIDS Walk in Boston. I don't normally make posts like this, but since I am terrible at fundraising for the most part, if anyone reading this is feeling particularly generous and would like to help a good cause, you can sponsor me here. Any bit helps; and if you're feeling particularly generous and wish to pass on the link that would be greatly appreciated as well.

Current Mood: awake

taken off of

flimsy:

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Current Mood: okay

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[fic list]

[fic] x-men: first class - this crazy game called life - charles/erik, group bonding

[fic] x-men: first class - this crazy game called life - charles/erik, everyone at the mansion

[fic] x-men: first class - start to melt - charles/erik

WHAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

[x-men: first class] fic - gen - silent treatment

[x-men: first class] fic - gen - forget all your worries

[x-men: first class] fic - charles/erik - the right time is the least appropriate moment

A bevy of macros appears! There is, of course, the requisite "I just blue myself" joke now.

[drabble ~300 words] Charles, that's a dreadfully normal name, but Xavier, that's a good one.

[x-men: first class] fic - charles/erik - A Good Idea at the Time

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On a lighter note: geography fail.

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[spring 2009] classes

Check out these fucking artichokes.

[fall '08] schedule for the curious

AIDS walk.

let's give this a try

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