A bevy of macros appears! There is, of course, the requisite "I just blue myself" joke now.

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I decided late one night/early one morning that it would be an excellent idea to combine two things I love: Arrested Development and X-Men: First Class. Thus this unholy creation was born.

The link to the tumblr, as well, which tends to get updated as I create these.

Credit to dialectical for some of the screencaps used.
Quotes taken from IMDB, and the o.p. transcripts. They are then used, and slightly abused, by me.







Gob: Wait, Gary’s gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He’s going to think I was coming on to him.

Gob: You’ve got a nice mouth.
Gob: I’d kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair’s not doing it now, but lately it’s been giving out as soon as I lean back.

-- Arrested Development, "Good Grief"

James McAvoy interview relevant to fingering.



Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.

-- Arrested Development, "Ready, Aim, Marry Me"



Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.

— Arrested Development, “Switch Hitter”



Gob: What did you come here for, Michael? I hope it’s not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table.
Gob: It’s a gaming ship.

— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”



Lindsay: And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Lindsay: I was trying to be sexy. It just got away from me.

— Arrested Development, “Burning Love”



Gob: Michael, I’ve been looking for you.
Michael: Looks like you’re looking for dragons… In the future.
Gob: I wouldn’t mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael.

— Arrested Development, “The Sword of Destiny”



Tobias: I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There really has got to be a better way to say that.

— Arrested Development, “The One Where Michael Leaves”



Michael: We’ll do it your way. I’m just here to have fun.
Gob.: Not too much, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.

earlier that day…

Gob: Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *bleep*ing or *bleep*ing or finger*bleep* or *bleep*sting or *bleep*ing or even *bleep*. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my *bleep*. And I’ll personally *really long bleep*.

— Arrested Development, “Afternoon Delight”



Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
Buster: He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.

— Arrested Development, “Spring Breakout”



Lucille: I’ll be at the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar.
Lucille: This is why people hate hospitals. [laughs]

— Arrested Development, “Key Decisions”



George, Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael. I haven’t had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you’ve been here two months.
George, Sr.: It’s hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah. I’ll bet.

— Arrested Development, “Visiting Ours”